This old iMac had a home, ee-ii-ee-i-oh, she had a slow page here, she had a blog dashboard without links or pages so I can’t correct my CV, ee-i-ee-i-oh. This old iMac had a glitch, e-i-e-i-0, it had a dork working it but I could read prayers while the next page came up, so that’s not so bad, but it’s giving me a headache,e-i-e-i-o. This is old iMac owner had a son, e-i-uk-home, so he was on a time table 8 hours ahead,e-i-e-i-no, Russell woke up Monday morning, he had a million emails from his mum on Harter Dr who got herself into a mess, she couldn’t figure out this, it went moo moo moo, she went ewww ewww ewww,e-i-e-i-o.
All the future employers said now here’s a dork, me-oh-me-oh-my! She must have had some trickle down from Bush administrations,e-i-e-i-oh!
She was no dummy and she already had this figured out, so she did her best tho sometimes she had a mess,but she put on Sinatra music and got some coffee and wrote a song to make fun of herself, it was a swinging little Sinatra like her radio show had, e-i-e-i-oh.
The pilgrims came here and stepped on Plymouth Rock, e-i-e-i-o, so that’s a perfect scenario of a slippery slope, e-i-e-i-o. Oh if her fingers flew on the right computer, then she’d be from Venus and Jupiter, but this may end up in the old East River if I come to England, get a new computer, that’s a happy ending when my foot touches Heathrow, me oh me oh my, oh where’s Aretha? e-i-e-i-oh……









Hey mom:
That’s a very absurd song, thanks for that! I’m sure any potential employer now things you’re insane. ;-). Love you!